Don't say your sexuality.

We looked at each other for a while, and then I smiled back, and shrugged, and started to say the word ‘well’, which is what I always do when I’m stuck for words. And you’ll find, if you try this at home, that to form the ‘w’ sound, you have to pucker your lips into a kind of pout - very similar in shape to the one you’d use for whistling, say. Or, perhaps, even kissing.
She kissed me. She kissed me. What I mean is, I was standing there, lips puckered, brain puckered, and she just stepped up and threw her tongue into my mouth. For a moment, I thought maybe she’d tripped on a floorboard and stuck out her tongue as a reflex - but that didn’t seem very likely somehow, and anyway, once she’d got her balance back, wouldn’t she have put her tongue away again?
No, she was definitely kissing me. Just like in the movies. Just like not in my life. For a couple of seconds I was too surprised, and too out of practice, to know what to do about it, because it had been a very long time since something like this had happened to me. In fact, if I remember correctly, I was an olive-picker in the reign of Rameses III when it did, and I’m not sure how I dealt with it then.
She tasted of toothpaste, and wine, and perfume, and heaven on a nice day.
(The Gun Seller - Hugh Laurie)

07 February 2020 @ 10:42 pm

Friends Only

fandoms: 30 rock, house, 24, pushing daisies, how i met your mother, saturday night live, prison break, lost, charmed, gilmore girls, gossip girl, scrubs, 90210, veronica mars, csi, monk, cold case, friends, sex and the city.
ships: liz/jack, liz/floyd, liz/drew, house/cameron, house/cameron/wilson, cameron/wilson, wilson/cuddy, wilson/amber, house/amber, house/stacy, jack/marilyn, jack/chloe, jack/nina, tony/michelle, chloe/morris, ned/chuck, ned/olive, emerson/olive, barney/robin, lily/marshall, michael/sara, lincoln/gretchen, sawyer/juliet, jack/kate, desmond/penny, prue/andy, prue/cole, piper/leo, luke/lorelai, rory/dean, sookie/jackson, cox/jordan, jd/elliot, carla/turk, cox/carla, ted/gooch, brenda/dylan, silver/dixon, adrianna/navid, veronica/logan, catherine/grissom, catherine/warrick, monica/chandler, ross/rachel, carrie/mr. big, miranda/steve.
music: stars, lily allen, laura marling, belle and sebastian, the hush sound, kate nash, the bird and the bee, angus & julia stone, john mayer, tilly and the wall, missy higgins, damien rice, duffy, amy winehouse, the pipettes, cocoon, arctic monkeys etc.

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okay

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06 July 2009 @ 12:57 am

"that's what she said."

I'M BACK, NERDS!

I'll try to read some of your entries tomorrow. Let me now if you got married to Alec Baldwin, or if another similar event happened. I missed you guys!
Also, add me on tumblr. And you should also know that I have a new obsession: THE OFFICE! Question: Jim/Pam or Dwight/Angela?
How are you? Come say hi!

Tags: misc: personal, networks: tumblr, ships: dwight/angela, ships: jim/pam, tv: the office

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cheerful

Current Music: Camera Obscura - Lloyd, I'm Ready to Be Heartbroken | Powered by Last.fm

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04 July 2009 @ 09:09 pm

"je reviens"

Hiatus.
June 4th - July 4th
Exams are taking over my life. I'll miss you, my lovelies.
(I'll probably still tweet from time to time.)

Tags: lj: hiatus, networks: twitter

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21 May 2009 @ 09:10 pm

friends cut

This is how it works. I'll delete you all from my flist and you can comment here to be added back. Only comment if you really wanna be on my flist, because I don't want people to feel obligated to be friends with me.

inthegiggleloop is the only person who doesn't have to comment, because I've just added her a couple of days ago. Okay, I'm gonna repeat myself one more time:
COMMENT HERE IF YOU WANT TO BE ADDED BACK. I REMOVED EVERYONE FROM MY FLIST.
I'll keep this post up for a week or so and I'll also remind you once in a while about it, so you don't miss it.
No hard feelings.

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optimistic

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18 April 2009 @ 05:36 pm

"I’m back, nerds!"

( Everyone knows the most delicious part of the muffin is the top. My muffin top is all that. Whole-grain, low-fat. I know you wanna piece of that. )

Tags: celeb: amy poehler, celeb: tina fey, lj: mix, misc: music, ships: jack/liz, tv: 30 rock, tv: snl

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energetic

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08 March 2009 @ 08:59 am

"we all have fantasies about dancing alone for bon jovi, but this is not the time or the place."

Tags: lj: poll, misc: pictures

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determined

Current Music: Sugarplum Fairy - Don't Wake Us Up | Powered by Last.fm

04 January 2009 @ 12:20 am

friends cut

I did a major friends cut. Over 35 people have been cut because 1. My life is pretty busy right now and I don't have much time to check my flist (I'll also cut a ton of communities) and 2. I had the feeling that most of the people who have been cut didn't really wanna be here.
Comment if you want me to add you back or if you want to be removed from my flist. Comments are screened.
Just for the record, it was really hard for me to do this.

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sad

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